Your Man Alex Smith

No, I’m not fucking ok. We knew that from the get go. I wasn’t ok when I was ok. And here I thought we could act like rational adults but what’s the point of taking the moral high ground when you’ve just set up camp in the pit.

I dug my fingernails deep into you and tore you out of me so why do I still have to put up with your fucking venom?

sexhaver:

nosdrinker:

if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you

this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind

monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

june2734:

Disney’s Walking Dead

by Kasami-Sensei

You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.
What my relationships have taught me.  (via bailar-en-la-oscuridad)

gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

image

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
draw pikachu! I love pikachu!
Anonymous

donesparce:

donesparce:

this is a sneaking mission

_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎

i like to now think of this post as if all the people who reblogged it are sneaking along with me

just a trail of sneaking

_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

you okay?
Anonymous

Ah, I was originally ticked off by a situation but since posting that status, some other stuff has gone down. I got a $30 take home pack of ice cream though so I’ll eat my feelings

sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.