Your Man Alex Smith

A lot of suicide victims probably believed they could be anything they wanted to be when they grew up

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

I hope I find a girl I love more than the music

When someone sends you dick picks, send this in response

When someone sends you dick picks, send this in response

Until you heal the wounds of your past, you are going to bleed. You can bandage the bleeding with food, with alcohol, with drugs, with work, with cigarettes, with sex; But eventually, it will all ooze through and stain your life. You must find the strength to open the wounds, Stick your hands inside, pull out the core of the pain that is holding you in your past, the memories and make peace with them.
Iyanla Vanzant. (via xenololi)

Anyone out there want a free copy of my EP in exchange for a written review of what they thought of it?

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

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what the fuck

earthdad:

after seeing quite a titty 

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nice-wig-janis:

broom broom

nice-wig-janis:

broom broom

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

pissphobia:

ventus-ven-for-short:

pissphobia:

say goodbye to youre precious site >:)

//Firs of all, your grammar is God awful. Learn how to write properly before you even get on here. Secondly, that is for when you want to delete a blog. This is nothing more than a bluff from a troll who has nothing better to do.

holy shit

pissphobia:

ventus-ven-for-short:

pissphobia:

say goodbye to youre precious site >:)

//Firs of all, your grammar is God awful. Learn how to write properly before you even get on here. Secondly, that is for when you want to delete a blog. This is nothing more than a bluff from a troll who has nothing better to do.

holy shit