No, I’m not fucking ok. We knew that from the get go. I wasn’t ok when I was ok. And here I thought we could act like rational adults but what’s the point of taking the moral high ground when you’ve just set up camp in the pit.
I dug my fingernails deep into you and tore you out of me so why do I still have to put up with your fucking venom?
if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you
this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind
open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop
|—||What my relationships have taught me. (via bailar-en-la-oscuridad)|
when your teacher asks u why ur late to class
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around faster
this is a sneaking mission
_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎
i like to now think of this post as if all the people who reblogged it are sneaking along with me
just a trail of sneaking
_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎
Idk why I laughed but omg
SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER
say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad
Ah, I was originally ticked off by a situation but since posting that status, some other stuff has gone down. I got a $30 take home pack of ice cream though so I’ll eat my feelings
please watch this it’s 6 seconds long
If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.