Your Man Alex Smith

yourmanalexsmith:

Hey tumblr!

Cos I love you all, everything on my bandcamp is 50% off when you use the discount code ilikeyourshoelaces

yourmanalexsmith:

Hey everyone! If you like this song, buy it here! Otherwise, listen to it for free and chuck me some money when you can :)

Or like me on facebook to keep up to date with all of my going-ons!

johnny-freaking-toyplayer:

dr-neo-cortex:

someone who isnt into SPG describe this screenshot

a skeleton spirit from the underworld, invisible to humans because of the magic golden mask that is fixed to its face, has escaped into the world of the living. Unexpectedly, it fell into a deep, lustful infatuation with a male human mime, who is being followed by a drunken cultist that is attempting to get him to talk. the skeleton is desperately trying to seduce this mime so that they can live and love together in the underworld. The mime is terrified, because it can hear the skeleton but cannot see it, and he believes that he is hearing the voice of satan softly calling him to hell. The skeletons broken-hearted hope is ever strong. The mime will hear its loving call until the day of his death, when they will finally meet.

johnny-freaking-toyplayer:

dr-neo-cortex:

someone who isnt into SPG describe this screenshot

a skeleton spirit from the underworld, invisible to humans because of the magic golden mask that is fixed to its face, has escaped into the world of the living. Unexpectedly, it fell into a deep, lustful infatuation with a male human mime, who is being followed by a drunken cultist that is attempting to get him to talk. the skeleton is desperately trying to seduce this mime so that they can live and love together in the underworld. The mime is terrified, because it can hear the skeleton but cannot see it, and he believes that he is hearing the voice of satan softly calling him to hell. The skeletons broken-hearted hope is ever strong. The mime will hear its loving call until the day of his death, when they will finally meet.

Smells like dog food. Thanks mum

Smells like dog food. Thanks mum

the-burrito:

Join tumblr

the-burrito:

Join tumblr

shitloadsofwrestling:

wwerecaptioned:

Tempers flare at the bi-annual Bald-Suit convention when a tank-topped guy with hair shows up.

I nearly laughed breakfast out of my mouth when I read this.

shitloadsofwrestling:

wwerecaptioned:

Tempers flare at the bi-annual Bald-Suit convention when a tank-topped guy with hair shows up.

I nearly laughed breakfast out of my mouth when I read this.

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ LETS DUEL MOTHER FUCKER

jontronite:

essbeebee:

jontronite:

essbeebee:

jontronite:

essbeebee:

oh SHIT, YOU’RE ON, LET’S DO THIS

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For my first move I summon all 3 Egyptian God cards.
#getrektnerd

Oh yeah??!! Well for MY first move I summon all 5 Exodia cards!

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Who’s the nerd now hmmm???

YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
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HA, SURELY YOU MUST KNOW THAT TAILS DOLL IS NO MATCH FOR GREEN SWAMP WARRIOR

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H-h-h-ow could this be?!

deadwright:

songofages:

m0m-jeans:

jonwowker:

s-hmr13:

Why is this so awesome?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POPCORN? IS THAT CHEESE?

that’s butter

You put melted butter on popcorn?

yes. welcome to the new age.

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying!