Your Man Alex Smith
pleatedjeans:

xkcd
sleepcycled:

THIS IS SO RAW


"Let’s see if you bastards can do 90"

sleepcycled:

THIS IS SO RAW

"Let’s see if you bastards can do 90"

Fuck you mobile tumblr, I wanna see that shit

Fuck you mobile tumblr, I wanna see that shit

tastefullyoffensive:

[fowllanguagecomics] (bonus panel)

lifeofawannabehobbit:

So someone I know does woodwork in his spare time… and he showed me this yesterday:

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It’s a map of Middle Earth. That he carved onto a table. Himself. In 60-ish hours (or, as he initially put it, “3 Harry Potter audiobooks”)

Just look at the detail…

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And the effort that went into this.

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Nerd level: Master and Commander.

If you cosplay as Your Man Alex Smith, people will think you’re an employee at wherever you are at the time

gunshowcomic:

really fucked up that night of sleep
You can’t make me apologize for this joke!!! I shan’t!!! *swings out window on chandelier* 



PATREON! + BACK!  
PINOCCHIO! + STORE!

gunshowcomic:

really fucked up that night of sleep

You can’t make me apologize for this joke!!! I shan’t!!! *swings out window on chandelier* 

PATREON! + BACK!  

eosrising:

annaanxiety:

this is like the funniest toph moment ever

The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’

And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

thewomanfromitaly:

Alfonso Ribeiro recalls his crazy fan experience 

nedsseveredhead:

Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

wilderwuff:

a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit

duckrunsagain:

run-like-a-zombie:

…I may or may not have teared up a bit reading this ;)

I needed this kind of inspiration today. :)